Dear God.
Everything. Just…everything. I’m aroused just from looking at this gif.
It’s Asheville. There has to be at least one man here who looks and dresses like Matt Smith. I will find him and I will offer him a smile and then I will rip off his ironic vintage sweater and I will ravage his emaciated frame.
I need this in my life again.
(Source: ohmygodimachav)
my mom asked to borrow my laptop & my computer is now filled with webcam pictures of my dog posing with a lemon
(via rayasaurus-rex)
okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay
I have a joke okay listen now listen
what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what
What do you get when two eels— Steve
What do you get when two eels fall in love
….
A MORAY
Shut the fuck up Jeff.
(via rayasaurus-rex)
I know, it’s not exactly “bro-y”, but still.
Harry Potter and the GTL.
Darkened it up so you can actually see things.
*NOTE: The jug is supposed to say “Beer”, I couldn’t find a greek letter that stood for R but this one supposedly sounds like an r according to the internet*
OH HAI NEW FOLLOWERS!!!!!!
For those of you that don’t know me, my name is Renee. I am constantly overcaffeinated and my favorite element is glitter. I like bowties.
“Greek Life”, mechanical pencil and box wine on sketch paper.
Thanks, guys.
Send stuff, I’m bored and unsleepy and not creative now. Also follow my real blog if you’d like, it’s pretty okay.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Hey, Tumblrbot, hope you’re having a great night.
Dude, I’d just like to go to Cancun or Panama City…somewhere with a sweet Spring Break scene. Girls in bikinis being carelessly drunk, know what I’m sayin’?
Beer pong in the hall
Cornholing in the front lawn
Let’s rage tonight bro.
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